I just stumbled upon this little gem and wonder why I didn't post it when I wrote it back in March. I mean, this is Pulitzer-worthy stuff (they don't have Pulitzers for blogs, do they?):
Sa'urday mornin' and I'm feelin' Bri'ish. (I feel like those apostrophes don't properly represent a glottal stop. But who really cares? You can get away with murder on the internet, write-ologically speaking.) I'm trying to decide whether or not I might need a hair cut. You see, I'm at the tail end of Spring Break right now and if I get a hair cut, I want to do it today. That way people in my classes will think that I've totally reinvented myself--I already shaved off my patchy beard a few days ago. Oh, and did I mention that these classes are HIGH SCHOOL classes, where it actually matters at all to anyone in your classes how your appearance has changed? But I digress. Scratch that--this whole post is a series of digressions. Hence, the "brain dump" title. We humans don't think very logically. Ever read Kerouac's Subterraneans? That book is all over the place. Now the next question is do I shower before getting my hair cut? I mean, I'm gonna shower afterward anyway. Do I take two showers? Do I just rinse myself the first time. Do I just rinse myself the second time? First-world problems, am I right?
I followed your blog. Make me regret it.
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