Time for a Rollerblade Gang, Gang!

So my friends and I went rollerblading once a few weeks back and decided to be a rollerblade gang. Just some totally normal behavior for a group of twentysomethings. One gang member suggested the gang name be 8th Street Thrashers, "because you thrash on rollerblades," he said. The correction was made that what you really do on blades is shred. But we couldn't be the 8th Street Shredders, because--as you're probably already thinking--"shredders" will make people associate/compare us with/to the Shredder. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Anyone?

Anyhoo (ugh), tonight we were getting pumped to go blading again, but we still hadn't come up with a name. We had already established that bladers shred, so the most obvious name for the gang was the Shred Dansons (a gang name second only to the Tough Brets). So that's us now.

T-SHIRT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The front says, "So you wanna be a Shred Danson, huh?"

Then the back has this:

Thoughts?